Swoooooooooooon!!!!!!!!

..... Its not often I swoon over a boy, but I admit this chap and his story has made me go quite weak at the knees! I know its OUTRAGEOUS! I've gone all Bonnie Tyler - "I need a Hero!!!" I wonder if he needs a female horsey pen-pal? SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!! I can't imagine swimming out to sea! I don't even like standing in puddles! What a man!