I have been thinking......

.......... I may start my own club, The Outraged Horse Club, for horses of a certain age and their Mummys and Daddys, so they can make new friends and riding chums - sensible hacking for us folks that would like someone to ride out with, but no longer want to go tanking off across fields.  Leisurely plods out with good company.   Hmmmmmm, my powerful horsey brain cogs are turning.  If I make it girls only, then the Idiot Boys can't join!   But that is a bit mean.  Plus my gay hairdresser would be excluded.   How would this work......?   I'll eat some hay and contemplate....