Spring has sprung...

........and then sprang away again!! OUTRAGEOUS!! Yesterday was a lovely day, and Mummy and I had a nice ride round the fields. Today was lesson day - and it rained! I got very wet ears! Auntie Catherine was wearing a very nice waterproof coat, but I notice she didn't offer it to me! It would have covered my ears and head just right!! I made my disapproval known by resorting to a go slow during my flection exercises. Humph! I did forget I was supposed to be grumpy when I was doing my poles and back ups. I like those. I show off then. Teeeheeee!

A Lady is worthy of a fly past.....

.....however, I was thinking more in the way of the Red Arrows  - and not somewhere in the region of 300 PIGEONS darting around!!!   OUTRAGEOUS!!!  

Swoooooooooooon!!!!!!!!

..... Its not often I swoon over a boy, but I admit this chap and his story has made me go quite weak at the knees! I know its OUTRAGEOUS! I've gone all Bonnie Tyler - "I need a Hero!!!" I wonder if he needs a female horsey pen-pal? SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!! I can't imagine swimming out to sea! I don't even like standing in puddles! What a man!

I have been thinking......

.......... I may start my own club, The Outraged Horse Club, for horses of a certain age and their Mummys and Daddys, so they can make new friends and riding chums - sensible hacking for us folks that would like someone to ride out with, but no longer want to go tanking off across fields.  Leisurely plods out with good company.   Hmmmmmm, my powerful horsey brain cogs are turning.  If I make it girls only, then the Idiot Boys can't join!   But that is a bit mean.  Plus my gay hairdresser would be excluded.   How would this work......?   I'll eat some hay and contemplate....

New Teeth? New Vet!

I have met the new vet. I have assessed her and passed her as agreeable for my requirements. Today was our 3 monthly checkover (Mum is such a worry wuss). Our new vet is called Kate, and I admit she is very nice. She thought I was WONDERFUL, so she obviously recognises a Lady of Quality when she sees one. I am, as expected, in peak condition and I quote, "quite wonderful and amazing for her age." Well, only to be expected really. I have had my dental and my teeth are 'brilliant and in great condition." I am just soooooooooooo perfect, again I amaze myself with my wonderous self.

Of course, that twit Pops was over the moon that we have another lady vet! Especially when she put her hand under his rug and felt his bottom! He went all pathetic and squishy! He is so easily won over by a pretty face! OUTRAGEOUS! He was a real goody two-shoes while he was having his dental. He stood there with a soppy look on his face, looking like he was a stuffed toy! What a creepy pants!

The other fool, Mac, was a bit of a girlie pants. He didn't want to have his teeth done - BLOUSE!
He was a good boy in the end, but he put on his 'clown' routine first to try and get out of it. Really, boys are soooooooooooo stupid! He also was naughty earlier! Mummy was on the phone to Auntie Helen, probably telling her to let JT know that I didn't believe that my valentines day card was lost in the post, and I was getting a new hairdresser............. and that cheeky devil Mac only stole the phone out of Mummy's hand and threw it on the floor!! OUTRAGEOUS!!! All Auntie Helen could hear was Mummy & Auntie Sharon laughing and Mummy saying, "don't you dare stamp on that and squish Helen!!"

After Kate the vet had gone, and Pops had drifted back down from his 'lovesick for the new vet cloud', Mummy & Auntie Sharon went and checked out the big field. We moved there this afternoon, so our other field can have grass seed put down ready for spring. It is very exciting going into the new field. Lots of new things to see and explore. Even better, I like it in this field because I check out people arriving to meet the doggies. I can demand attention and fuss - but mainly I can demand apples and carrots!

Life is good!

I am back..............

...........Admit it, you've missed me!!!    I suppose One should wish everyone a Happy New Year, but that was ageeeeeeeeeeeees ago now!!   I have, of course, been completely OUTRAGED since my last post!   Have you seen the weather?!?!  What is a lady to do.   Up until last week I'd not been able to have my Western lesson since before Christmas.  But now, Yipheeee and YeHaH, I'm back on track.  Or course, One has to let Mother join in.  Well, I let her sit on me while I do what I want during my lesson.  Its a good job I understand EVERY word Auntie Catherine says.... because Mother often misses it, because she is too busy laughing and having a good time.   Really, its not on - its ME thats doing the work!!   And of course, its a good job I can also spell......and lip read........and also psychically manage to see through Auntie Catherine's hand, when she holds it in front of her mouth to try and give instructions.   Really, she can't honestly think she can fool me with that old trick.   I am just so OUTRAGEOUSLY brilliant it is untrue.   I mean, I bask in my own glory sometimes.   Its hard work being so perfectly wonderful.     The two Idiot Boys are well and dandy.   They still smell and have no friends though.  And OUTRAGE of OUTRAGE - I have heard rumours that JT in Wales, my long distance gay best friend may have another Mare on the scene.   This will need to be investigated.   If its true, he'd better not be doing her hair!!!