I was the perfect pupil.....

.....Mother, on the other hand, has a lot to learn! I love my western lessons - well, apart from smelly old flection exercises. One day Auntie Catherine will cotton on to how much I HATE that part of my lesson! I was a total star as normal. Mummy, well, Mummy, yesssss, well, hmmmmm - I worked out my side step passes all on my own - goodness knows what Mummy was doing. She was going in all directions. She'll get there, bless her! Good job she has me to look after her! The boys wouldn't look after her like I do. Speaking of the Idiot Twins, that Mac was dangling over the fence with his big nose in my schooling area! OUTRAGEOUS! I had my revenge - I farted at him as I jogged past! AHAH!!!!! Dimbo Pops was standing watching, looking stupid as normal! Boys Smell!! I RULE!!!!