Only two more sleeps....

.... and Mummy and I are off for our girls break!! Yipppheeee - read it and weep Slave Boys!!! We are going to Wales to visit Auntie Helen, although on the downside I understand I have to share sleeping quarters with another Eunoch! At least this one is a Pure Breed, much more upclass and befitting my station and superiour intelligence. Not like those two fools I have to live with and pretend to like for Mummy's benefit. Oh how I shall laugh when I am jogging across the beach, with the wind in my hair, the smell of the sea in my velvety nostrils and Mummy hanging on for dear life on my back - knowing that the Idiot Twins will be back at home wondering where I am. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! I bet Pops cries! HAHAHAHAHAHA! He worships the ground I walk on. Mac probably will pretend he doesn't care, but I know the truth! Boys Smell!!! I think Daddy will miss me - he is my human male slave. I don't think he is a Eunoch, I shall have to ask Mummy for confirmation on that! I hope Mummy remembers to pack enough tea to keep me going while we are away - in fact, I think I should suggest that we take ALL of the horse feed - just roll the feed bin into the lorry with me. That way I can look after it and make sure the boys don't eat too much, or even anything, while we are away. I think that is a very excellent idea. Really, sometimes I amaze myself! I'm sooooo clever. Ohhh, I've just had a thought. Daddy might give the boys special treats while I'm away, hmmmmm, that would be OUTRAGEOUS. I'd better make sure I hide them all before I leave.