You would think.....

....That when One is standing in front of the window doing your best 'Hungry Ears' pose, that your Mother would realise what time it is!! Oh no, Mummy and Daddy are billing and coooing over that 'Mouse' creature that claims to be a dog!! Dog my arse! He's no bigger than a Gnat! Just because He had to go in and have an operation today! Another flipping Eunoch about the place! Its not MY fault he had one wobbly bit bigger than the other! I don't see why his misfortune should encroach into MY Tea Time. OUTRAGEOUS!!!!