There are two legged........

...... Eunochs in my field!! Ok, Daddy and Uncle Nick are in my field. I'm convinced they are Eunochs, but Mummy and Auntie Karen are neither confirming or denying my suspicions. Uncle Nick and Auntie Karen are here for the weekend. Uncle Nick and Daddy are building me a new house. Just me, only for me, not to be shared with the Idiot Boys. I've told them that. Pops looked all pathetic and pleading, so I *might* let him in. The other fool farted at me and walked off! OUTRAGEOUS!! Doesn't he know who I am?!?! I was very helpful yesterday. I realised what was happening immediately, so took great pleasure in stamping very hard on my old house! Teeeheeeee! Now Mummy can have a bonfire with the wood. I am a very helpful horse. I did imagine that I was stamping on Mac's head at the time, and that made me feel very happy all afternoon. I can't wait until my new house is up. 'Tis very exciting.